okay so mitt rhymes with shit.
and you know what Obama rhymes with?
Ohana. And Ohana means family, and family means that nobody gets left behind.
WHO’S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE HERE.
“My name is Mitt Romney. I am a racist, I despise women, and gays, I hate the Democratic party, and I’m not entirely sure why the windows on planes don’t roll down, do you want to be my friend?”
on Sunday, make sure you set your clocks back an hour
on Tuesday, make sure you don’t set your country back fifty years